Leander: So I heard you like bad boys?

MC: …No?

Leander: Oh thank god.

adastra121:

MC: I’ve been really into true crime podcasts lately.
Leander, trying to flirt with MC: You know, I’ve been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.

redstrewn:

Will never be over the way that

his hair is primly cut short at the nape but his bangs curtain over his eye

making it alluring when hes blushing/easygoing

but also lowkey unsettling when hes at rest/neutral

^ of all the lines that live rent free in my head its this one. idk why. idk why bro. i think abt it all the time. i am not normal abt it fr.

it happens while hes doing that babygirl pout too

they seriously cranked the babygirlfication beam to the max when writing this character and it’s like coke to my neurons

darkofthebluemoon7:

catmask:

i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing

idontknowwhatsgoingonhere:

reallyndacarter:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives

moghedien:

everythingfox:

Cat professional at pool

(via)

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.